Sick of bein' Sick

Paracetemol & Tyrozets
And Vick the Vapour Rub
Swigging the Covonia
Steaming in the Tub
Balsam Tissues at the ready

Have a nice hot toddy

Apply more lip-balm to dry lips

Oh me ailin' body

But lookin' on the bright side

Whilst lying in me bed

I've got me books and Radio4

And I'm getting fed

Lockets, Tunes and Soothers

Lemon and honey on the shelf

I'm like Boots the bloomin' Chemist shop

Oh how I value health!